A Conversation in Heaven

[mission vending]

Two close friends meet in Heaven.

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit

shaking from the cold, I began to get

warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful

death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating,

so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the

den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA:

I was so sure there was another woman there

somewhere that I started running all over the

house looking. I ran up into the attic and

searched, and down into the basement. Then

I went through every closet and checked under

all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked

everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted

that I just keeled over with a heart attack and

died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer

---we'd both still be alive.