Jay-Son Vending Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Vendicuss, You have been aninspiration to me and my business...I wish you many more years of insight and fun..... A few funnies to pass along and make you smile: Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead. Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks! Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue! Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty! Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him! What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates! "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Next time, take off the candles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer980 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Here is to the first of many more. Now where is that cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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