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Happy Birthday Vendicuss....


Jay-Son Vending
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Vendicuss,

You have been aninspiration to me and my business...I wish you many more years of insight and fun.....

A few funnies to pass along and make you smile:

   

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?

It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

Next time, take off the candles."

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