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Might be a Redneck if...

If you live in a two story trailer.


You might be a redneck if... 

You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a Redneck if...

You go to your local ice-cream store and order "Copenhagen" sprinkles on your cone.

You might be a redneck if...

You unrolled your yoga mat at the studio, and some shotgun shells fall out.

You Might be a Redneck if...

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.

You might be a Redneck if...

You think genitalia is an Italian airline.

You might be a Redneck if...

You think when driving the right of way goes to the biggest truck.


You might be a redneck if...

Your idea of a romantic dinner is beef jerkey and a Budweiser.

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