CajunCandy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The chauffeur and his client, Hillary, are driving through a ruralarea. Without warning, a cow steps into the road, and is hit by thelimo.Hillary, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You getout and check. After all, you were driving.”So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal isindeed dead, but that it was so old that it may have just died fromfright or advanced age.“You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,” says Hillary. Twohours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, his hair ruffled,and sporting a big grin on his face.“My God, what happened to you?” asks Hillary.The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his bestbottle of malt whiskey, the wife fed me a terrific meal and thedaughter made mad, passionate love to me.”“Well, that doesn’t make any sense at all!” remarks Hillary. “What onearth did you say to them?”“I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, ‘Hi,I’m Hillary Clinton’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow!'” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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