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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. 
At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. 
The machine makes a loud 'hiss-pop' noise. 

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple." 
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop' noise. 
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?" 
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom." 
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!" 
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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