Senior Moment

[CajunCandy]

I assume we are all seniors ....this is why you (a senior?) should 
listen to your doctors instructions. 

I went to my nearby cvs pharmacy, straight to the back, where the 
pharmacists’ high counter is located. 

I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them 
up on the counter. 

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. 

I said, "yes! Could you please taste this for me?" 

seeing a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along. 

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his 
tongue and swilled it around. 

Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the 
floor and began coughing. 

When he finally was finished, i looked him right in the eye and asked, 
“now, does that taste sweet to you?" 

the pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in 
his eyes yelled, “hell no!!!"

i said, "oh, thank god! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to 
have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!" 

i can never go back to that cvs, but i really don't care, because they 
aren't very friendly there anymore!