Beer980 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrEen Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 You just made my day!! Thanks Beer! Scott P.S. I actually prefer Reformulated Ultrastrength Medication to deal with this EVIL malady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer980 Posted April 18, 2009 Author Share Posted April 18, 2009 I can understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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