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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what

little hair he had left.

Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his

rear view mirror, he saw a Florida state trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm

too old for this and pulled over to await the troopers arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.

He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is

Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding, a reason I've never before heard,

I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida

state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir" replied the trooper.

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