mission vending Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stops to listen; MAN: Hello WOMAN: Hi honey, it's me. Are you still at the club? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather jacket. It's only $2,000.00, can I buy it? MAN" Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to look at the new models. I saw one I really liked. MAN: How much? WOMAN: $90,000.00 MAN: OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options. WOMAN: Great. Oh, and one more thing, I was just talking with Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year was back on the market. They dropped the price to $980,000.00. MAN: Well then go ahead and make an offer for $900,000.00. They will probably take it. If not, we can afford the difference, if it's what you really want. WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later at home. I love you so much. MAN: Bye. I love you too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him with their mouths hanging open in complete astonishment. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEREMYTINA Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 That made me laugh. With my luck it'd be Tina on the other end of that phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snack dude Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stops to listen; MAN: Hello WOMAN: Hi honey, it's me. Are you still at the club? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather jacket. It's only $2,000.00, can I buy it? MAN" Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to look at the new models. I saw one I really liked. MAN: How much? WOMAN: $90,000.00 MAN: OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options. WOMAN: Great. Oh, and one more thing, I was just talking with Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year was back on the market. They dropped the price to $980,000.00. MAN: Well then go ahead and make an offer for $900,000.00. They will probably take it. If not, we can afford the difference, if it's what you really want. WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later at home. I love you so much. MAN: Bye. I love you too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him with their mouths hanging open in complete astonishment. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" ;D thats tooooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinnJinn Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 O M G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although, I don't have that kind of money, and probably will never see that kind of money, I can just imagine that happening to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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