mission vending Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and make-up. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit the car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and place in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for the mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were flipping off the guy in front of you, honking your horn and cussing up a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'choose life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and the chrome plated fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEREMYTINA Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and make-up. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit the car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and place in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for the mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were flipping off the guy in front of you, honking your horn and cussing up a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'choose life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and the chrome plated fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car." That is hilarious! I will have to share this one with our pastor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Profits Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I wouldn't have let her out... You know, the whole presumed guilty until proven innocent thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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