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Cesarean Section: a neighborhood in Rome

Catscan: Searching for kitty

Coma: A punctuation mark

D&C: Where Washington is

Dilate: To live long

Enema: Not a friend

Fester: Quicker than someone else

Fibula: A small lie

Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work

Morbid: A higher offer than I bid

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

Outpatient: A person who has fainted

Rectum: Darn near killed him

Secretion: Hiding something

Seizure: Roman emperor

Tumor: More than one

Urine: Opposite of you're out

Varicose: Nearby, close by

Vein: Conceited

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