Sign up my Dogs

[CajunCandy]

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said...."Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!!!

The Welfare lady said Mexicans get extra benefits!!

PS: Now I’m looking for a Chihuahua. 

 

[musser]

I grew produce for many years. Mexicans are the hardest working people I have ever hired. I tried hiring locals every summer, ran an ad every week all summer. Not only did the " locals" not know how to work, they didn't want to.

If I wrote what I am thinking right now I would be permanently banned. We have some big issues in our country, the biggest of which is stone cold ignorance.