lacanteen Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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