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Q. What do you call a muslin who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do muslins practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a muslin who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q: What’s the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
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Did you know that those who say that all muslins are not terrorists are the same people who say all cops are violent racists?

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Q. What do you call a muslin who owns a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Q. How do muslins practice safe sex?

A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a muslin who owns 6 goats?

A. A pimp.

Q: What’s the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?

A: The yogurt has a living culture.

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Did you know that those who say that all muslins are not terrorists are the same people who say all cops are violent racists?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT - Muslin is a cloth and Muslims are practicers of Islam among the other things listed above  ;D  ;D  ;D

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