lacanteen Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. Finally the doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight. and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well! We'll have to check you out. Alright then, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She undressed and the doctor began his exam. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. He frowned, then continued squeezing and pressing for a few more minutes. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk!" "I know," she said. "I'm his Grandma, but I'm certainly glad I came." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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