mission vending Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir! Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mainor5251 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noved1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Lol.... That was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amc-vending Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 that was a really good one - I will have to pass that one along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpvnc Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Now that"s funny right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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