mission vending Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdox Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. One in the oven !! That's impressive at 71. That makes Steve a young Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabian Buchner Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerformaVending Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nicely done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.One in the oven !! That's impressive at 71. That makes Steve a young Dad. Eh-hem, I am a young dad! Although I don't feel it right now at the 2am feeding. Sent from my Android using Tapatalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdox Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Eh-hem, I am a young dad! Although I don't feel it right now at the 2am feeding. Sent from my Android using Tapatalk. It's a bit of the pot and kettle. Had my last at 44. It keeps me young !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Mrs. Buttersworth AND Aunt Jemima? I think he was dippin his dough in the syrup and got caught by Mrs. Play Dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDERSONVENDING Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 LMAO John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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