CajunCandy Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 A plane carrying Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and General James "Mad Dog" Mattis is about to crash, but there are only three parachutes.The first passenger yells," I'm Bernie Sanders, everyone gets a free parachute" and jumps.The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, runs by screaming, "I'm the smartest woman in the world and the next President of the United States of America." She grabs the second parachute and jumps.The third passenger, Donald Trump, looks at General Mattis and says, "Sir, you're a war hero. Take the last parachute." Mad Dog smiles and replies, "It's ok Don, there's parachutes left for both of us. The world's smartest woman just took my backpack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Trump doesn't really strike me as one to give up the last parachute... But he would still make a acceptable president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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