No wonder jobs are going overseas

[mission vending]

Recently, when

I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you

could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the

teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(Unbelievable but

sadly true...)

TWO

I was checking

out at the local Walmart with just a few items

and the lady behind me put her things on the

belt close to mine. I picked up one of those

'dividers' that they keep by the cash register

and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the

'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar

code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A woman at work was seen

putting a credit card into her floppy drive and

pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was

shopping on the Internet and they kept asking

for a credit card number, so she was using the

ATM 'thingy.'

(keep

shuddering!!)

FOUR

I recently saw a

distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the

battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I

can't get into my car. Do you think they

(pointing to a distant convenience store) would

have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,

handing it and the car keys to me. As I

took the key and manually unlocked the door, I

replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and

check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay

down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago,

we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day

she was typing and turned to a secretary and

said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I

do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the

secretary told her. With that, the intern took

her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it

on the photocopier and proceeded to make five

'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the

way!!

SIX

A mother calls 911 very

worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to

take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had

eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the

kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the

mother says, 'I just gave him some ant

killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to

emergency!'

Life is tough.

It's even tougher if you're

stupid!!!!

[antoniocinisi]

lol

[Technivend]

Great stuff , I needed a good laugh this morning !!!

[NinnJinn]

Recently, when

I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you

could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the

teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(Unbelievable but

sadly true...)

Sad but true indeed. This is the honest to goodness truth, When my wife was a store manager at Mickey D's An older gentleman that was a "Regular" ordered "a dozen nuggets" when he was told they didn't carry a dozen nuggets, he ordered "2 -1/2 dozen nuggets" the 17yr old promptly notified my wife that this gentleman wasn't grasping the concept of not having a dozen or a half dozen of nuggets.

To say the least the employee was promptly moved off of counter and finished his Mc. Donald's working career as a grill cook.