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Oh, by the way, I did you the favor of reminding Pyro to reset his team. If he pulls another "no show" I think it's time to give Mrs Kiwi a chance provided you two are not allowed any tradings.

Don't care, he's Mainor's problem now

Thank you Kiwi Jong Un

Looks like Mainor is set on sending you back where you belong - let's hope the Butt Snorkeler hasn't messed the up the place after you had it all fixed up. Darn shame about Montgomery It's not that I like to see your key players get hurt, it's just that I friggin love it

Yep, I missed a bet there and it cost me the game. Yahoo said it was time to stick a fork in Fitz so I won't be listening to them anymore. The odd thing is why I would take the advice of anybody who's only skill is writing about fantasy football in the first place. And Amari's headed to the bench until he can get his mind right. He's dropped two turds in a row now.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you all the way down there

Enjoy it while it lasts Kiwi. I predict that by the end of this season The Cluster Copulation From Down Under's record will look like you parked under a pigeon tree

The Wrigley mansion (which is now the Tournament of Roses Hq) used to shoot a stick of gum out each time the doorbell was pushed. Note it would only work once, believe me I tried.

If you had grabbed Thielen and Lutz you would have won. I know this seems like a perfect case of hindsight but the reality was they were about the only two players available that you needed - it's never over til it's over. Looks like you're favored to win this week (for whatever that's worth) so you may get to climb out of the cellar. AS for Mainor, I plan on sending him to your spot assuming you're not still occupying it

I see you have made some changes (finally) You should have grabbed Thielen instead of starting ol' man Petersen. Lord knows you could use some receivers. And while you might consider adding a kicker, you don't need to worry about us booting you since nobody in their right mind would want that team. I think you're just going to have live with your mess. We're not going to let you off that easy.

Since when were they my Seahawks? To date I've never had any of them on my roster, but since Jordy saved my butt, I'm very glad the Packs won. You should hate Fantasy Football though as you're in last place and even lost to the 4 guys active on my bench. I think I should get an extra win for that and you should take another loss.

What a miserable first week of fantasy football. Seems like for every player that scored well at least ten dropped a turd. Given these scores we all would have lost the first game last year. I guess the only question now is how many of us are going to break 100? Not too many I suspect.

18 points!!! I'd say that was a first class butt whompin the Trojans laid on them tonight. It'll be long trip home - a good time for them to reflect on how inferior they truly are

If they can just get by Satinford tomorrow then I think they could run the table. As Hunt is from Toledo, very few people had heard of him but he got a lot of preseason hype, especially after Ware got knocked off

Yep, I out thought myself there, thinking he had a bad match up but I'm glad to see he'll be "lighting in a bottle". I'll be sure to start him next week against Mainor. With one guy on bye and another standing in the corner, I doubt my bench will outscore my starters this week ( which has been a problem for me in the past) And you just wait, Hunt will coming your way soon coincidentally on the same week where all your receivers are on bye (if any of them are still playing by then)

Well it's half time in a glorious matchup between the Pats and Chiefs. So far Brady is playing like a 40 year old and almost everybody with a player in this game is in the red. My "Bellcow" for the season started his career with a nice 17 yd run (good) but then dropped the ball (bad, very bad) Glad I left him on the bench. And Kiwi has made an interesting move due to some mental flatulence (brain fart) by dropping his kicker in favor of yet another crappy RB. This is what happens when you drink back wash beer. He thinks he's being sneaky but I can smell the "Drop Bear" offense . The only winners so far are those of us who've managed to avoid this game but it looks like Skull Crusher might make out

Who said we're giving you any beer? I think Ensure would be more your speed

You wouldn't like it here - no mutton

I can live with that as long as we're talking about 12:01 EST and not some nebulous time in the wee hours of the morning where only the east coast guys get a fair shot

Most Communist conspiracies drive me crazy

Keep it up Kiwi and pretty soon you'll be needing another place to sleep

Why restrict it at all? It's like we're rats locked up in cheese maze the way it is. And we should also can the trade deadline - with so few trades even being proposed (the King excluded) it seems unnecessary to regulate it.

As an addendum to my last post, it appears that both of these teams had a bye scheduled for that week so they won't miss any games but will have to play 16 straight.

Well, the fantasy gods have stuck yet again, this time kicking Mainor's golpher. The Miami, Tampa game has been postponed to Nov 19th, thereby depriving Mainor of his best Wr for week 1, while allowing his opponent the use of Zeke (for at least a week) It'll be interesting to see how this plays out unless both these teams take their bye in week 1 it'll mean one less game each for fantasy scoring purposes as they can't score twice in one week.

You need to drop a bunch of those mediocre Rb's you've got sitting on your bench and add some Wr's, There's still a few decent ones left and it appears that Odell is already banged up. For some damned reason, the free agents have been locked up all week on the waiver wire. We need to get Mainor to turn that golpher off and leave it off.