lacanteen Posted May 16, 2017 Author Share Posted May 16, 2017 If methadone is free to addicts because they have a disease then why is chemo not free for cancer patients? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 17, 2017 Author Share Posted May 17, 2017 Paying for contact lenses every month is essentially paying a monthly subscription to see life in HD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 19, 2017 Author Share Posted May 19, 2017 Quote It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living. —Comedian John McDowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 20, 2017 Author Share Posted May 20, 2017 If anti-aging products work so well, why do they hire different models every year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 21, 2017 Author Share Posted May 21, 2017 If last names came from professions like Blacksmith, Fischer, and Hunter; then someone drop the ball with Dickinson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Dolphins are so smart, that once captured, train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 23, 2017 Author Share Posted May 23, 2017 Not hearing about Charlie Sheen in the news lately has been a large quality of life improvement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 24, 2017 Author Share Posted May 24, 2017 I wish you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make the whole room quiet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 I have zero clue how a Chinese spelling bee would work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 I hope when aliens land and they want to know about humans they ask the dogs. Dogs are some really non-judgmental creatures. I would want to be represented by them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 28, 2017 Author Share Posted May 28, 2017 I think we should give Sarah Palin credit for showing us all that it’s actually possible to speak in Comic Sans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 There is no winning at parenting. Just damage control. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted May 30, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2017 Don't worry about the world coming to an end........it's already tomorrow in Australia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 I can’t wait for the day when I turn on an oldies radio station and hear Snoop Dogg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 1, 2017 Author Share Posted June 1, 2017 Much like the DMZ between North and South Korea, you should never walk on the grassy median between the pet store and the parking lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted June 2, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2017 Cold pizza and warm beer are the same temperature. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 We’ve all seen what people wear to Walmart. Can you imagine what people are going to wear to their doors when Walmart delivers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 4, 2017 Author Share Posted June 4, 2017 Technically, any drink with calories is an energy drink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 5, 2017 Author Share Posted June 5, 2017 Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep painting naked pictures of my dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 7, 2017 Author Share Posted June 7, 2017 People who say money can’t buy happiness never bought a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 My therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social interactions. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 People say “Kiss my golpher” as a bad thing but every golpher-kiss I’ve been a part of has been great experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 10, 2017 Author Share Posted June 10, 2017 If you switch the N and F in Queen Latifa, you get Queef Latina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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