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Lasagna is basically just a pasta cake.

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No lemons, but I do have tangerines!

 

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What if we're all expecting 2017 but instead get 2016S ?

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If a group of necrophiliacs met up with a group of zombies, who would do the chasing??

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At least I’m not passive aggressive, like some people I know.

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I’ll eat a pigs a$$, prepared by several people, with several ingredients from all around the world and chemical preservatives, but if I find a hair in my soup, meal’s over.

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Do not use the toilet while you’re dreaming. It’s a trap!

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I can adjust the volume of the voice in your head BY TYPING LIKE THIS!

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You know what’s more fun than traveling (especially flying) with small children?

Anything. Literally anything…

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A turtleneck is an uncircumcised sweater.

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Common sense is like a flower it done'st grow in everybody's garden!

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