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TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES ....

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

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It's called overregulation and doctors CYA. Have you ever heard of someone suing their vet because their pet died on the operating table?

Just googled, vet sued for pets death in google. Would like to say I was surprised but with the way everyone is so sue happy I really was not surprised.

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Haha! That was pretty funny. I just had surgery last week so it was even funnier. All my doctors were awesome though, had surgery only 1 week after I called my doctor.

yeah outpatient surgery is like that they could haev had me scheduled 3 days after my consult. the doctor did 14 of the same hernia repair the week i had mine.

TWODIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES ....

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

the difference is simple, you pay cash for the dog when services are rendered the vet doesnt have to deal with insurance companies or deadbeats

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We had a cat that had some weird black stuff popping up on his face, so we took him to the vet, only to find out that it was cat acne. She gave us some things to do to help such as changing from a plastic dish.

Then he had this lump apear on his back, so again we took him to the vet. They removed it, and found out it was just a lump of fat.

So we inadvertantly treated our cat to a dermatology treatment, and liposuction.

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Animal hospitals are often concidered to be research facilities, and as a result they can have better, newer equipment, often at least partly paid for by another entity. (Usually the Governement.) Many people can get expensive surgery for their pet cheaply because a portion may be paid for as research. And because they are animals, there are fewer limits on what is allowed. The experimental research that some people wish they were allowed to get in on, the animals get without much of any problem.

So yes, animals actually do recieve better health care then humans.

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