lacanteen Posted February 4, 2017 Author Share Posted February 4, 2017 Why don’t we have toothpaste in pump containers, like soap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 Whoever came up with the phrase “dirt cheap” never had to buy dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunCandy Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 When in question? Always change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 Jack really dodged a bullet by not eating those beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 They should make toilet seats like those garbage cans you step on to open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 It’s okay to shout “I’m coming!” When you’re rushing to make the bus, but not when you are already on the bus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 11, 2017 Author Share Posted February 11, 2017 Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can’t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 12, 2017 Author Share Posted February 12, 2017 If i could have any super power, it would be the ability to make soccer players actually be in as much pain as they’re pretending to be in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 12, 2017 Author Share Posted February 12, 2017 Popping bubble wrap is not as fun when you realize you are releasing toxic Chinese air into your home little by little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 13, 2017 Author Share Posted February 13, 2017 Anyone who works for State Farm and is named Jake must be living in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Someone should create a "sarcasm font" that we can type and text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunCandy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 People should response to there craigslist ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 5 hours ago, lacanteen said: Someone should create a "sarcasm font" that we can type and text. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 I’ve heard of acting nonchalant but nobody ever says they’re acting chalant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 "The biggest problem we have in American Politics is holding those we oppose to higher standards than those we support. " - Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 When my browser asks “Would you like to remember this password?” there ought to be a button that says “Only if it works”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 If karma applies and I do something bad to someone, then they probably had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Do 2 normals make a paranormal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 A baby's laughter is one of the sweetest things you'll ever hear...............unless it's 3AM, you're home alone, and you don't have a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAW Vending Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 If coconut oil comes from coconuts, if olive oil comes from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, where does baby oil come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAW Vending Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Help me out here, guys. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 It's not possible for a dragon to blow out its birthday candles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 21, 2017 Author Share Posted February 21, 2017 I wish there was a way to be naked but also have pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 In my life I’ve bought at least 10 pairs of nail clippers because I lost the last pair, but I never take them out of my house meaning there’s at least 9 places I haven’t seen in my own house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 I’ve gone decades in my life without considering that Scooby is probably named after the snack, and not the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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