Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 2, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Use breasts to sell food and booze no one bats an eye. Use them as nature intended and everyone loses their minds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 4, 2017 Author Share Posted December 4, 2017 Rap is poor people pretending they’re rich, and Country is rich people pretending they’re poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 If you use a wind farm to power a fan, you’re just teleporting the breeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 People who think driving slower is safer than driving at normal speed are like those people who think using a dull knife is safer than using a sharp knife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 14 hours ago, lacanteen said: People who think driving slower is safer than driving at normal speed are like those people who think using a dull knife is safer than using a sharp knife. I don't mind people driving 65 MPH on the right lane, but I get so frustrated with old farts driving 55 MPH in the middle lane.. or going less than 55 MPH on the highway in ANY lane for that matter. It's a hazard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 Boots are often made from snakeskin, which comes from an animal with no feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 8, 2017 Author Share Posted December 8, 2017 Okay imagine the twisty part from a stick of deodorant… on the bottom of a Pringles can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 11, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2017 If you’re spending $4 for a bottle of “smart water”, its not working. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 I bet all you short people get excited when you hit your head on things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 As we get older, New Year’s Eve becomes more a celebration of making it through the year than the arrival of the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 We put clocks in our mobile phones, so we didn’t need to look at watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches so we don’t need to look at our mobile phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 16, 2017 Author Share Posted December 16, 2017 Only in movies is the head of the IT department an actual IT genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, lacanteen said: Only in movies is the head of the IT department an actual IT genius. What's IT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, moondog said: What's IT? Information Technology. The guys that fix your computer and stuff on-site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 12 hours ago, AngryChris said: Information Technology. The guys that fix your computer and stuff on-site. And all this time I was thinking Infernal Turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 5 hours ago, moondog said: And all this time I was thinking Infernal Turd Info-Tech, geeks, computer nerds, all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 Radiation can give you cancer, which can be identified by radiation, and that can be treated with radiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 18, 2017 Author Share Posted December 18, 2017 Life would be much easier if our brain had a control+F feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 You could be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 If alcohol was discovered today, we would consider it too dangerous to use. If cannabis was discovered today, we would consider it a marvelous medical breakthrough and encourage its use as an alternative to various processed drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 21, 2017 Author Share Posted December 21, 2017 If Monopoly was invented today, you would be able to buy Jail like any other property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 You know how you can entertain a baby by jingling your car keys? - well it works again when they reach 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 23, 2017 Author Share Posted December 23, 2017 People get randomly drug tested to make minimum wage meanwhile rappers admit to doing drugs and make millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 24, 2017 Author Share Posted December 24, 2017 This is not the year for mistletoe in the workplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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