lacanteen Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 A lawyer is someone you pay to take your side in an argument. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 “Private investigator” could technically be used in place of “gynecologist”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 27, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2017 For men, there's nothing more comforting than the sight of a urinal to let you know you’re in the right bathroom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 I got called 'pretty' today. Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying". But I only focus on the positive things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 If Apple manufactured clothing they’d probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you’d also have to buy an Apple Belt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 The real nightmare is realizing that you are, indeed, the smartest one in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 hours ago, lacanteen said: The real nightmare is realizing that you are, indeed, the smartest one in the room. With an IQ of 152 it's just an average day for me. Though I did know a guy in the 160's. I am also fairly certain he is evil, and in fact should have bought a white cat to slowly pet in front of people. He worked in genetics, so if evil plants start taking over the world, you will know who to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 7 hours ago, The Mage said: With an IQ of 152 it's just an average day for me. Though I did know a guy in the 160's. I am also fairly certain he is evil, and in fact should have bought a white cat to slowly pet in front of people. He worked in genetics, so if evil plants start taking over the world, you will know who to blame. That's funny lol. I had some IQ tests anywhere between 106 and 130'ish. Personally, I don't believe in IQ tests at all. Many "geniuses" out there have massive IQ scores but couldn't survive on their own at all. I measure intelligence by your ability to adapt to sudden changes where existing knowledge does not apply, such as if you were kidnapped and dropped in a country with a language you didn't understand with no ID, no local government to help you, no money, and no knowledge of the local area (including food sources). How would you survive? Sorry, got off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 Bad spellers have the best passwords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 Adding an s to the end of needles is needless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 If pets could talk, there would be a LOT more divorces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 6, 2018 Author Share Posted January 6, 2018 Some times you win, some times you learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 If you show someone your butt on the moon, are you earthing them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 I have already decided that getting down to my original weight is not going to happen. After all, 7lbs, 12oz is not a realistic goal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 9, 2018 Author Share Posted January 9, 2018 I am a second-hand vegetarian: Cows eat grass, I eat cows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Bags of pet food should come with a toy in the bottom like a box of cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehehe Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, lacanteen said: Bags of pet food should come with a toy in the bottom like a box of cereal. Pedigree used to come with yellow dishes; plates, bowls and cups if I remember right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 You can substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 Walmart should consider installing bars with an observation deck so we could people watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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