lacanteen Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 To what standard of cleanliness were whistles held to that they became the baseline for comparison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 There should be Olympic paintball, where countries send their special forces to compete. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted February 9, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 9, 2018 You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 14 hours ago, lacanteen said: You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot. Or more accepting of your own ignorance lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 The most recognizable instrument in the song Piano Man is a harmonica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 If solar powered cars become more popular, people will fight over spots on the upper level in a parking garage, instead of the lower level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Ginger Ale is the Maroon 5 of the drink world. It can do anything, and everyone likes it, but it’s no ones favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 13, 2018 Author Share Posted February 13, 2018 You don’t realize how strong your legs are until you try to do a handstand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 14, 2018 Author Share Posted February 14, 2018 There’s no better feeling of knowing you are 100 percent right, and a person who disagrees opens up Google. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 15, 2018 Author Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 The secret to happiness is having low expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 17, 2018 Author Share Posted February 17, 2018 Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 You know you’ve reached adulthood when there’s more booze in your house at the end of a party than at the beginning. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 A hoagie is just a socially acceptable way to eat a pound of meat and a whole loaf of bread in one sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 20, 2018 Author Share Posted February 20, 2018 The loudest way to open a bag of chips is to attempt to open them quietly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 If two people with Nationwide get in a wreck with each other, whose side is Nationwide really on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 A drunk cyclops wouldn’t see double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 Pity the poor hipster who chose “What is your favorite band?” as a security question years ago… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 After we arm teachers with guns, teachers going on strike is going to be a lot more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 hours ago, lacanteen said: After we arm teachers with guns, teachers going on strike is going to be a lot more interesting. Maybe Johnny will think twice before talking back to his teachers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehehe Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 3 hours ago, The Mage said: Maybe Johnny will think twice before talking back to his teachers. No being threatened with a gun with be the reason Johnny talks back to his teachers so his little punk arse can sue the teacher, the teachers union, the school, the district, the county and the state for allowing a "tyrannical" teacher to have a gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 It would be much useful to get new teeth at 40 rather than when you are 10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 If you spill cleaning fluids, is it a mess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 People in Switzerland must have a hard time finding first aid kits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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