lacanteen Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 Smart people often play dumb and ask questions while dumb people often play smart and answer them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 12, 2018 Author Share Posted August 12, 2018 Older people watch the news for the same reason younger people watch horror movies: To be irrationally scared by things that most likely won’t affect them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 Life is a free trial that lasts until you’re 18, then asks for your credit card number. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 It would be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 15, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2018 It’s a pity that “adult supervision” isn’t a superpower that can be used to see people naked… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 16, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2018 If you don’t cut the brownies when you cook them you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Everything is a puzzle if you’re dumb enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 18, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2018 Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can’t reach people’s bedrooms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 19, 2018 Author Share Posted August 19, 2018 No sound would be more annoying than a spider with flip flops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 20, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2018 I've put a lot of thought into this and I just don't believe that continuing to be an adult is gonna work for me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VAVending Posted August 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2018 If there is one thing that video games have taught me about life, it’s that if I’m encountering a bunch of obstacles and enemies, I’m probably headed in the right direction. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 21, 2018 Author Share Posted August 21, 2018 It’s cute (and sometimes hot) for a woman to wear the man’s clothes at home, but it’s just weird if the opposite happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkMI Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/20/2018 at 7:49 AM, lacanteen said: I've put a lot of thought into this and I just don't believe that continuing to be an adult is gonna work for me. Don't fall into that trap. When you think of a grown up child, you rarely think of someone worth imitating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 New Years 2111 is going to be very difficult to make those party glasses for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 23, 2018 Author Share Posted August 23, 2018 Smart aliens would start their invasion of the Earth on April 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson probably gets irritated when people ask him how he slept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 Bread is made from plants. Peanut butter is made from plants. Jelly is made from smooshed plant. Therefore......... PB&J = Salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 We find it silly when a huge dog is afraid of a small kitten, yet we run from wasps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 27, 2018 Author Share Posted August 27, 2018 Zorro was just a Hispanic batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 28, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 28, 2018 We use tables to keep food off the floor, table cloths to keep food off the table, place mats to keep food off the table cloth and plates to keep food off the place mats. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 There is no greater moment of empathy and understanding as a man seeing another man get hit in the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Peeing into a pool sure seems a lot worse than peeing while in the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 3, 2018 Author Share Posted September 3, 2018 Slugs are just homeless snails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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