lacanteen Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share Posted April 21, 2019 Most of us spend roughly 25% of our life going to school so we can spend 50% of our life working to pay for ourselves to live out the last 25% of our life where we sit wishing we did more when we were younger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 8 hours ago, lacanteen said: Most of us spend roughly 25% of our life going to school so we can spend 50% of our life working to pay for ourselves to live out the last 25% of our life where we sit wishing we did more when we were younger. I'm trying to beat those figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 Medusa is a whole lot scarier if the carpet matches the drapes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 Yoga is just one-player Twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 24, 2019 Author Share Posted April 24, 2019 Do strippers have nightmares about coming to work naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 If dogs could actually talk, they would probably be too annoying to keep around as pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 26, 2019 Author Share Posted April 26, 2019 It’s suspiciously coincidental that marijuana legalization and baby boomer retirement is happening at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 In all the fights between your brain and your heart, most people’s livers end up losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 An adult would go totally crazy if they were told to share their possession like the way children are told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 29, 2019 Author Share Posted April 29, 2019 An adult would go totally crazy if they were told to share their possession like the way children are told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, lacanteen said: An adult would go totally crazy if they were told to share their possession like the way children are told. Deja Vu - all over again "Yogi Bera" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 29, 2019 Author Share Posted April 29, 2019 It's a scientific fact that heat makes things expand. So I don't have a weight problem, I'm hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 1, 2019 Author Share Posted May 1, 2019 Everyone has a flat stomach; some just have the L silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 200 years ago Britain sent almost all of its prisoners to an island on the other side of the world. Fast forward to 2019 and that Island has a lower crime rate then Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 3, 2019 Author Share Posted May 3, 2019 A baby dressed up as an old person is funny. An old person dressed up as a baby is terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 4, 2019 Author Share Posted May 4, 2019 You don’t have to disguise a dog pill in peanut butter, just “accidentally” drop it and act as if you want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 5, 2019 Author Share Posted May 5, 2019 Boobs are solid proof that men have the ability to focus on two things at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 You know you’re an adult when you host a BBQ and have more beer at the end than you did at the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 On 1/17/2019 at 8:38 AM, lacanteen said: Boobs are proof men can concentrate on two things at once. It's like deja Vu all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 7, 2019 Author Share Posted May 7, 2019 If race horses could comprehend that winning would lead to a life of leisure and sex, they would probably run even faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 Florida is the Walmart of the 50 states. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share Posted May 10, 2019 There are people who stand outside of their car smoking because they value their upholstery more than their lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 11, 2019 Author Share Posted May 11, 2019 The people making fun of millenials for not knowing how to use a rotary phone are the same people who didn’t know how to set the time on their VCR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 Although set in the Great Barrier Reef, none of the fish in Finding Nemo had Australian accents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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