lacanteen Posted August 5, 2019 Author Share Posted August 5, 2019 Life hack: If your palm itches, you're going to get something. If your crotch itches, you already have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 6, 2019 Author Share Posted August 6, 2019 If snails are so slow why don't we ever see them arriving? It's always...BOOM!.........there's a snail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 7, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 7, 2019 I am amazed at how many Americans feel that they have the God given right to loudly express their opinion on something they are completely ignorant of. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 8, 2019 Author Share Posted August 8, 2019 Income tax: The fine you pay for being productive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 9, 2019 Author Share Posted August 9, 2019 Quote "Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 11, 2019 Author Share Posted August 11, 2019 The inventor of the 'anagram' died this week. May he 'erect a penis'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 We have been catching fish the same way for centuries and they have yet to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 I have learned that women don't fart. Apparently they shoot tiny puffs of fairy dust that smell like a unicorn baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 15, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2019 With so many things these days coming back in style, I can't wait until good morals, education, and manners make a come back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZVendor Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Amen, brother. The world is pitiful now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 16, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2019 I wish more Americans hated drug dealers as much as some people these days hate guns. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 When we are children we play with imaginary friends. When we are adults we battle imaginary enemies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 Some folks just need a simple hug................around the neck.....................................with a rope.How's your Tuesday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 21, 2019 Author Share Posted August 21, 2019 Quote Quitting is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. -Lou Holtz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 I think I'm losing my mind, but as long as the part that tells me I have to pee works, I should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 The biggest lie we all tell ourselves is "no need to write that down, I'll remember it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 27, 2019 Author Share Posted August 27, 2019 For the first 18 years of life, your body is under full warranty. If you get broken, the people that made you have to pay for repairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 A fingerprint next to a tree stump. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 29, 2019 Author Share Posted August 29, 2019 For most of us, 2019 will be the last year ending with "teen" that we will ever experience fort he rest of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 30, 2019 Author Share Posted August 30, 2019 -Butt and booty are synonyms. -Dial and call are synonyms. -However, 'butt dial' and 'booty call' are two very different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 2, 2019 Author Share Posted September 2, 2019 Whatever you're doing today, do it with the confidence of a 4 year old wearing a batman shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 3, 2019 Author Share Posted September 3, 2019 When women dress in bikinis, 90% of their body is exposed. Men are so polite we only look at the covered parts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkMI Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 11 hours ago, lacanteen said: When women dress in bikinis, 90% of their body is exposed. Men are so polite we only look at the covered parts. A woman buying a bikini for her daughter is naïve. A man buying a bikini for his daughter is a fool. At best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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