lacanteen Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 Efficiency is just optimized laziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 The biggest flaw in human evolution is that we find unhealthy food tastier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 This “spring the clocks forward one hour” thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4 p.m. on a Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 11, 2019 Author Share Posted March 11, 2019 Dear Monday, Just hand over Friday peacefully and no one gets hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 More people would probably wear seat belts if the sound your car makes when you’re not wearing one muted your music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 13, 2019 Author Share Posted March 13, 2019 At some point ‘peekaboo’ was the funniest thing we've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 People who are poor spellers most likely have more secure passwords in comparison to the general populace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 All women are bi. It's your job to figure out if it's 'sexual' or 'polar'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 18, 2019 Author Share Posted March 18, 2019 The easiest way to burn 1000 calories is to leave the cookies in the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 19, 2019 Author Share Posted March 19, 2019 Make sure that your phone is 100% hung up before yelling expletives at the person you just hung up on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Mage Posted March 19, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2019 5 hours ago, lacanteen said: Make sure that your phone is 100% hung up before yelling expletives at the person you just hung up on. This happened to me, when I had a landline. Hung up the phone wrong, referred to her as that .... very loudly, then realized the phone wasn't on the hook right. But after I noticed it I realized I didn't care if she heard me, and kind of hoped she did. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 Procrastination teaches you to finish a 8 hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in 8 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 Kids wanna be teens, adults wanna be teens again. Everybody wants to be a teen, except teens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 22, 2019 Author Share Posted March 22, 2019 You are not a bad example if you can be used as a bad example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 Growing up, we were led to believe that cats and dogs are mortal enemies, when really the rivalry is just between cat people and dog people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 I know right from wrong (wrong is the fun one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 I told my doctor he needed to give me something to help with my fear of palindromes.He gave me xanax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 Eating a calzone is just a more socially acceptable way to eat an entire pizza by yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 l created a new word: Plagiarism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 l created a new word: Plagiarism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 28, 2019 Author Share Posted March 28, 2019 18 hours ago, The Mage said: l created a new word: Plagiarism I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 28, 2019 Author Share Posted March 28, 2019 People complain about paying $150 for a tire that carries them around at 70 MPH, but no problem paying $200 for shoes that carry them around at 2 MPH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 45 minutes ago, lacanteen said: People complain about paying $150 for a tire that carries them around at 70 MPH, but no problem paying $200 for shoes that carry them around at 2 MPH. My philosophy: if it’s rubber, get the good stuff. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southeast Treats Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 hours ago, orsd said: My philosophy: if it’s rubber, get the good stuff. 😁 I agree, good rubbers are important....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Southeast Treats said: I agree, good rubbers are important....... I also agree with this statement. I've been through 3 different accidents because I didn't take this advice. These accidents have caused me emotional distress, some continuous physical pain, financial stress, and momentary battles with rage. Perhaps, one day, my accidents will take your advice and invest in good rubber. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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