lacanteen Posted October 22, 2020 Author Share Posted October 22, 2020 The word “procrastinator” implies that there are amateur-crastinators or anti-crastinators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 24, 2020 Author Share Posted October 24, 2020 The most documented thing on the internet is human reproduction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 24, 2020 Author Share Posted October 24, 2020 People who work in customer service should be allowed to argue with one customer per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 25, 2020 Author Share Posted October 25, 2020 Everything is ten times funnier when you're trying to be silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 26, 2020 Author Share Posted October 26, 2020 90% of being an adult is keeping your screaming on the inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 27, 2020 Author Share Posted October 27, 2020 Puberty is a human hardware update that we only get the software update for when we're in our 30s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 28, 2020 Author Share Posted October 28, 2020 Before the crowbar was invented did crows have to drink at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 29, 2020 Author Share Posted October 29, 2020 Maybe disinfectants only kill 99% of germs so the 1% can multiply, ensuring that you need to buy more at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 30, 2020 Author Share Posted October 30, 2020 Ghosts are less effective against blind people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 Grape candies and medicine don’t taste like grape but they sure as hell taste like purple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 2, 2020 Author Share Posted November 2, 2020 The volume level of one's opinion is often inversely proportional to their knowledge on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 There needs to be a universal ban on Christmas songs before December Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 4, 2020 Author Share Posted November 4, 2020 Nowadays, camouflage clothing is usually worn with the express intention of being noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 Parking in a handicapped spot feels like fraud, but sitting in a handicapped stall feels like you upgraded to the luxury box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 If every day is truly a gift, then yesterday was socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 The internet could really use a fiction and non fiction section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZVendor Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Then the non-fiction section would suddenly become teensy tiny and hard to find. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 I don't want to brag, but I'm sure that whenever someone says “I don’t want to brag” they’re getting ready to brag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 11, 2020 Author Share Posted November 11, 2020 It's kind of weird being the same age as old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 13, 2020 Author Share Posted November 13, 2020 It’d be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 13, 2020 Author Share Posted November 13, 2020 Friday the 13th, the year 2020, what could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 I need to get my life together, but I'm waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Cows are proof that you cannot lose weight by walking and eating salads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 If you live right, your 30s will be as good as your 20s, only with money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 Medusa is significantly scarier if you remember that leg hair exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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