lacanteen Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 Technically, a C-section scar is a birthmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Mage Posted February 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 25, 2020 Coronavirus threatening a pandemic Locust spreading across Africa Bieber breaking Elvis' record All signs of the Apocalypse 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 26, 2020 Author Share Posted February 26, 2020 No one got taught the game where you make races of raindrops running down the car windows, but we all played it anyways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 “I’m fine” is likely the most commonly told lie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 Everyone talks about how 2+2 and 2x2 is the same but nobody talks about how 3+1.5 and 3x1.5 is the same which is a hundred times cooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 29, 2020 Author Share Posted February 29, 2020 Sometimes the best form of birth control is better lighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 When life gives you lemons, give them back. Tell them you want beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 Pizza is made in circles, delivered in square boxes, and eaten in triangles. Geometry in motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 When you’re asleep, your brain can create an entire scenario, but when you’re awake, it can’t figure out why you walked into a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 5, 2020 Author Share Posted March 5, 2020 The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 The lyrics to Old MacDonald are in past tense. Where did he go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 7 hours ago, lacanteen said: The lyrics to Old MacDonald are in past tense. Where did he go? Died and left the farm to his kids who promptly sold it off to a corporate farm or a developer. Now it’s just acres of corn, soy, or subdivisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 11, 2020 Author Share Posted March 11, 2020 If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 It is funny about getting older, our eyesight may weaken yet we can see through people much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 It has suddenly become more embarrassing to cough in public than it is to fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 With more and more people 'self quarantining' at home with no sports to watch, 9 months from now there will be an increase of babies born that we'll name "Coronials". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 Heat, pressure and time can both make a diamond..... and a waffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 Stripper Idea: A Stripper That Strips out of a Hazmat suit named “QuaranTina” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 It feels like we’re playing a worldwide game of Cooties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 ‘Grab a case of Corona on your way home from work’, has a whole new meaning now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 You can’t tell anyone to go to hell anymore. There’s a travel ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 March madness is back on but it’s being held at your local grocery stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 20, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2020 I'm having a quarantine party this weekend. No one is invited. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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